Ask the Notorious Mr. Strider
==> hit the wrong button ironically.
Anonymous

fuck

no

fuck

wait

shit

once you hit one wrong button you lose your rhythm and good luck getting that shit back

man fuck you anon

fuck you and your impossible to resist commands of irony

sup
cant talk now
japanese schoolgirl robots are singing on my psp and in order to keep them doing so i need to hit some buttons

sup

cant talk now

japanese schoolgirl robots are singing on my psp and in order to keep them doing so i need to hit some buttons

show us that plush rump of yours
Anonymous

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askthatirlbrostrider:

thenotoriousmrstrider:

askirl-4chordskarkat:

thenotoriousmrstrider:

sup karkles

WELL SHIT STRIDER, NOT MUCH. HOW ABOUT YOU?

bored 

care to help me remedy that

No.

cockblock

==> RHYMING ONE WITH ONE IS A FEDERAL CRIME WHEN IT COMES TO SLAM POETRY. LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU DOWN TOWN. DOWN TOWN MEANS TO JAIL. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Anonymous

well in my defense its five in the fucking morning im surprised that turned out as well as it did but if you must

maybe i should shove an ask in front of my name

nah

i strive to be different

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askirl-4chordskarkat:

thenotoriousmrstrider:

sup karkles

WELL SHIT STRIDER, NOT MUCH. HOW ABOUT YOU?

bored 

care to help me remedy that

i got you a con air poster and some apple juice :B
Anonymous

hmm

gotchya

i have to put the poster in my room in order to get the juice dont i

no deal egbert

besides i dont trust apple juice from you anymore

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sup karkles

==> HEY BRAT. RAP.
Anonymous

you come in here telling me to rap

when you dont drop a subject the fucks up with that

so chill for a sec while i turn my cool cap

cause a g cant rhyme with a straight pointing hat

now hold up anon you caps locked prick

you see a brat here cause i dont spy one

maybe youre blind like that green text chick

cause theres a ton of shit in this room but a brat aint one

so go on then fuck right the hell off

because your gray face makes my stomach fucking churn

now all the smoke in heres making me cough

so bitch i hope that youve learned

dont fuck with striders

youll only get burned